Ho Ho Ho!

Santa Santa creep by my bedside tonight
Quietly crawling through the chimney
Like an obsessed lover fulfilling my dreams
Stalker slaves as they gather records of my deeds
You travel miles and miles and miles
And make me stay up half the night
Silently you invade my home and hearth 
In robes glistening with elfin toil and blood
As Rudolf struggles to pull your satiated frame 
A nose glowing red with snow and chill
You oblivious to the pain and fright
Laugh away with piercing twinkling eyes
And awaken the finally sleepy eyes 
With your loud, deceptively joyous Ho Ho Ho!